Sunday is always one of those days when you don’t feel bad that it has arrived.

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.

The mind is like a river. The thoughts are like the various droplets of water. We are submerged in that water. Stay on the bank and watch your mind.

We also have to be honest about the fact that not everyone who seeks to join our country will be able to successfully assimilate. Sometimes it's just not going to work out.

Never ask age of a woman.

In a novel you have to resist the urge to tell everything.

My beef was with essentially being a product. I didn't want to be a product, so I tried to get fired, but they didn't fire me, which was weird.

People are always vulnerable when they're happy.

So that's it? Your just going to give up?! After everything that has happened, your not going to even try?! You still don't know..... what truly matters.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!