Sunny did not eat the wood, of course, but she chewed on it and pretended it was a carrot, or an apple, or a beef and cheese enchilada, all of which she loved.

They're book addicts.

Just knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter.

Beaten armies always shout, "TREASON!

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

I was flying back from Lubbock and I saw Jesus on the plane, or maybe it was Elvis. You know, they kind of look the same.

Iran is five to 10 years away from having a nuclear weapon. We have time to try diplomacy.

Shhhhhh, shhhhhh, says the sea, but I don't believe her.

Vision is a conception that is inspired by God in the hearts of Human

Ive really written my books for my husband and our family. Theyve brought us closer together by allowing us to discuss things that were unspoken for so long.

In restoring man from evil sovereignty, we must cheat.

Blooming under a cold moon, we are like fireworks... Rising, shining, and finally scattering and fading. So until that moment comes when we vanish like fireworks... Lets us sparkle brightly, Always.