Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

We are not our own light.

If something is working, don't fix it. Keep going. Go with the glow.

The craft of photography is the key to good images.

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

There are many types of participation. One can observe so intensely that one becomes part of the action, but without being an active participant.

I definitely had some moments, where, "Wow, these were some hard chords" on some gig.

It's not that I place less value on Palestinian lives, but that Chairman Arafat and his chums in Hamas do.

Never let your dreams to be a nightmare for others!

War is a crime committed by men and, therefore, when enough people say it shall not be, it cannot be.