Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

I did not choose to be a monster—a shell of a man—half-human, half-fiend. I am a tiefling. I am what I am.

The nature of our motivation determines the character of our work.

Stop worrying and start living.

Jealousy in the air tonight, I could tell. I will never understand that but oh well.

Envy and jealousy are the private parts of the human soul. Perhaps the comparison can be extended.

I do think to some extent multitasking is a way of fooling ourselves that we're being exceptionally efficient.

I still think I am the greatest.

He who praises everybody, praises nobody.

We are getting an education of a lifetime. We're actually out there in the real world.

If I have to spend time in purgatory before going to one place or the other, I guess I'll be all right as long as there's a lending library.