Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.

Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.

There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.

Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?

I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.

Be kind. It's worthwhile to make an effort to learn about other people and figure out what you might have in common with them.

Ugly or beautiful, it is the little creatures that make the world go round. We should celebrate and appreciated them in all their wonderful diversity.

If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you are listening to a dialogue of two fools in a comedy.

I may not be in control of anything else, but I am in control of my body.

It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.

The sweetest things in life to you were just loaned, so how can you lose what you've never owned.

The best teachers that I had were always the ones I never wanted to disappoint.

I get offered a lot of black roles, because apparently I dont look Latino enough.

One cannot divine nor forecast the conditions that will make happiness; one only stumbles upon them by chance, in a lucky hour, at the world's end somewhere, and hold fast to the days.