Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life.

God help me if I ever do another movie with an explosion in it. If you see me in a movie where stuff is exploding you'll know I've lost all my money.

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby!

There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom.

No matter how much you change, you still got to pay the price for the things you’ve done.

All I do, really, is go to work and try to be professional, be on time and be prepared.

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

It doesn't matter how you get knocked down in life, because that's going to happen. All that matters is that you gotta get up.

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity.

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

I'm a writer. An amateur photographer. An actor.

Working a 40 hour work week is a very shallow and unfulfilling experience for many people.

Going one step beyond the Law of Attraction when using NAPS takes us back to the original way it was invoked, before the rehashed woo-woo!

I'm screaming for help and everybody's acting as if I'm singing Ethel Merman covers.

There is always one thing to be grateful for - that one is one's self and not somebody else.

Where did I get the nerve to think I could handle American teenagers? Ignorance. That's where I got the nerve.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

The sun is gone, but I have a light.

The first and most important component in nation building is LAW. Law is the source of national Cohesion.

The causes of life's history [cannot] resolve the riddle of life's meaning.

I've always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention.