Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

Good girls don't hurt other people's feelings. Good girls are not overly aggressive, competitive, or boastful. Good girls please others. But what good girls are good for is another question.

Weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects their fears, fantasies, and expectations - many of which they've been cultivating since the day you were born.

A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.

Approximately seventy percent of the female population is on a diet at any given time. More women diet than vote.

Like a feather in the air, like a leaf in the sea, I surrender to Thee, I surrender to Thee.

Aspects are within us and who seems most kingly is king.

He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish.

In the total darkness, poetry is still there, and it is there for you.

See driving is like stabbing someone, it's very personal. While flying is like shooting someone, it's more distant.

There is no such thing as 'staying in shape;' you either work to get better, or you allow yourself to get worse.

It well becomes a young man to be modest.

Is there a difference? Yes. We are in harmony with nature, but never at peace.

When the last Puritan has disappeared from the earth, the man of science will take his place as a killjoy, and we shall be given the same old advice but for different reasons.

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.