Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

I have loved you all my life, Mal, " I whispered through my tears. "There is no end to our story.

You are not rich until you have a rich heart.

I've never had inner turmoil about all this. You find a lot of people these days who cannot stand to be alone. You could lock me up in solitary for weeks on end, and I'd keep myself amused.

The monarchy that I hand over to my son is not going to be the same one that I have inherited.

Since it is obviously inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong.

My fantasy is, if I wasnt on Dexter, I would move my family to London and work for the BBC on Doctor Who.

If you read good books, when you write, good books will come out of you.

I am fundamentally an optimist.

We are entering a new world in which we can choose to follow our own steps, not those that society forces us to take.

The most precious contribution we can make here on Earth is to create the lives we want to be living, communicating in all ways, to everyone around us, that success is really possible.