Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Richest leaders are not those who have calories in their bank accounts

Imagination is the core of attraction.

Guard your hearts and thoughts

Everything in this world exists to wear you down.

Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.

I don't like headphones very much, and I rarely listen to music on headphones.

One of the interesting and exciting things about my job is watching technological ground being pioneered.

I hate violence, yes I do. It's kind of a dilemma, huh?.

I would tell people to enjoy the present moment and the journey rather than the outcome.

Learning to trust our intuition is an art form, and like all other art forms, it takes practice to perfect.