Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

my throat is starting to choke because i can still smell his scent that is lingering on my pillow from the last time he was here, with every breath i take.

I don't think anything changes until ideas change. The usual American viewpoint is to believe that something is wrong with the person.

It is good for society to have this introspection.

The past cannot survive in your presence. It can only survive in your absence.

I made career decisions that came from the part of me who wanted to shun the limelight.

art is not advocacy and advocacy is not art.

I'm not a natural criticizer - I prefer to like and praise and so on.

I've enjoyed the accommodations offered by police departments from Florida to Hawaii. Any time I saw a badge, something in me would snap.

Love is a disease which fills you with a desire to be desired.... - Comte de Toulouse

I do not understand what the man who is happy wants in order to be happier.