Swing easy and hit hard.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.

If you cannot love me, I will die. Before you came I wanted to die, I have told you many times. It is cruel to have made me want to live only to make my death more bloody.

I don't understand how I can always want to sleep, hate waking up, and yet be afraid of death.

Have as much fun as you can in life because you never know when it will end.

Think what cowards men would be if they had to bear children. Women are altogether a superior species.

Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?

Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

You are so beautiful, it hurts me sometimes. -Dimitri to Rose

I love retouching images on Photoshop.