Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging.

My high salary for one season was forty-six thousand dollars and a Cadillac.

Man, if I made one million dollars I would come in at six in the morning, sweep the stands, wash the uniforms, clean out the office, manage the team and play the games.

He (Jackie Robinson) was the greatest competitor I've ever seen. I've seen him beat a team with his bat, his ball, his glove, his feet and, in a game in Chicago one time, with his mouth.

You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate.

What a player does best, he should practice least. Practice is for problems.

Not even the Emerald Isle itself was as green as the grass that grew in Ebbets Field.

We wept, Brooklyn was a lovely place to hit. If you got a ball in the air, you had a chance to get it out. When they tore down Ebbets Field, they tore down a little piece of me.

Experiment your sacred self!

Nurses are there when the last breath is taken and nurses are there when the first breath is taken. Although it is more enjoyable to celebrate the birth, it is just as important to comfort in death.

The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.

Donald Trump is not a serious kind of candidate. We need someone that thinks this through. That can lead our country to safety and security.

My favourite president, and the one I admired most, was Harry Truman.

the snow ... came in thick tufts like new wool - washed before the weaver spins it.

I think it's hard for everyone to find their way as an adult and to match up their expectations from their youth to what their adult life looks like.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.