Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.

Those who are critical of my goals and dreams simply do not understand the higher purpose to which I have been called.

Worry is the only emotion that never leaves a human's heart.

Drink today and drown all sorrow You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.

Nature is just to all mankind, and repays them for their industry. She renders them industrious by annexing rewards in proportion to their labor.

Nuance doesn't get retweeted.

All the great performers I have worked with are fueled by a personal dream.

I'm a little kid at heart, so my eyes light up when everything is lit.

If people were able to be convinced that art is precise advance knowledge of how to cope with the psychic and social consequences of the next technology, would they all become artists?

To be is to be vulnerable.

People don't really absorb everything they read or hear. They just look at it quickly, and then they choose to remember what they want to remember.