T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.

Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

. . . it's not just the people we love, but the people we let love us back who show us how high we can really soar.

Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you'd do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.

Pain doesn't last. And when it's gone, we have something to show for it. Growth.

There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.

I cover the floor with a thin layer of imagination so that i’ll always land softly.

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self.

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence.

Monotheism is in its turn doomed to subtract one more God and become atheism

The rattling thunderbolt hath but his clap, the lightning but his flash, and as they both come in a moment, so do they both end in a minute.

When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

A reason I became a writer was to escape the hopelessness and despair of the real world and enter the world of hope I could create with my imagination.

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)