T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.

I make very basic country rustic furniture.

Chicago was where I realized that improv is its own thing, its own art form. And through that, you kind of develop a work ethic of not selling it short.

I've always been a gamer. I play a version of Dungeons & Dragons.

Life often is a bucket of water sitting on a farmer’s porch. Our choice is in the drinking.

When one teaches, two learn.

Bucket filling is in the eye of the bucket holder, not the bucket filler. Fill their buckets with things that are important to them ... not you.

I've never actually seen a Star Trek, but I have seen an Alien movie.

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.

For still the new transcends the old In signs and tokens manifold; Slaves rise up men; the olive waves, With roots deep set in battle graves!

I love to test boundaries.

Once you get a brother, you don’t give him up easy.

I expect to fight that proposition until hell freezes over. Then I propose to start fighting on the ice.

When somebody says something bad about you, they feel bad about themselves in some way.