TAKE A DEEP BREATH EVERY MORNING; SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR HEALTH. THE ALTERNATIVE IS UNBELIEVABLY TOUGH.

If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them

I dreamed of you every night. It felt so real. And when I'd wake up the next morning, it was like your disappearance was fresh. Like you'd left me all over again.

Why do you think you deserve happily ever after? You were offered it before and tossed it away.

Human nature loses its most precious quality when it is robbed of its sense of things beyond, unexplored and yet insistent.

It's not by amusing oneself that one learns.

I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor.

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I would have done anything for him. Maybe that was my sickness.

The last thing I want to do is to make the mistakes of the past.

Evolution has long been the target of illogical arguments that use presumption.

it is the ordinary lot of people to have no friends if they themselves care for nobody