THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!!!!!!

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

You only fix something, when it’s broken. And you - are far from broken.

Woman's discontent increases in exact proportion to her development.

It women knew what we were thinking they'd never stop slapping us.

I made my own assessment of my life, and I began to live it. That was freedom.

I am a straight talker. I am not politically correct or diplomatic.

Not much comes easy in this world, Sonny. If it does, it's best to be suspicious of it. It's probably not worth much.

Rome was not built in one day.

The IRS takes your money. Congress uses our money to arm our enemies. The IRS takes more of your money. Congress uses that money to fight the enemies Congress just armed.

Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house... " - Shigure Sohma

I’m getting maximum enjoyment out of life and I’ll never stop.