TRUCE, n. Friendship.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

your right standing with God and your connection to Him remains your strongest defense in the day of calamity.

Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not.

Be life.

You don't have to apologize for your feelings. You can't make yourself fall in love with somebody.

Glory to God in the highest, Ohio has saved the Nation.

You believe in God, then you don't believe anymore and when you have a big problem, you pray anyway...

Violence is fomented by the imposition of singular and belligerent identities on gullible people, championed by proficient artisans of terror.

Perception not only defines existence but it creates existence. It gives it form. Without perception there is no existence.

When you quickly get into motion, a problem becomes an opportunity for growth.

I have been criticized and ridiculed for turning to astrology, but after a while, I reached the point where I didn't care.