TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

When he said someone had "died", Erdős meant that the person had stopped doing mathematics. When he said someone had "left", the person had died.

Only economists mistake physical opulence for riches.

Think higher, feel deeper.

Age is a limit we impose on ourselves.

Man can see his reflection in water only when he bends down close to it, and the heart of man, too, must lean down to the heart of his fellow; then it will see itself within his heart.

...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

In matters of business, no woman stops at integrity.

I like to choose compassion over judgment and curiosity over fear.