TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.

Hong Kong is a wonderful, mixed-up town where you've got great food and adventure. First and foremost, it's a great place to experience China in a relatively accessible way.

I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

A strong marriage requires loving your spouse even in those moments when they aren't being lovable; it means believing in them even when they struggle to believe in themselves.

Most people, it seems like they've only got one part of the equation down. Caring for themselves, or caring for someone else. And I'v learned how important it is to have both.

Impulses of intelligence constantly create the body in new forms every second.

It's not what you take but what you leave behind that defines greatness.

War demands sacrifice of the people. It gives only suffering in return.

If you have fun doing something, you also take it seriously.

Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises the dough.

Loving you, until the day that 8 x 8 x 8 x 8 is 4.