TV is not a baby sitter.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets see.".

If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.

Soylent Brown? It ain’t people, but it comes from them.

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box.

An American Family Sampler is a book any reader will find insightful, thoroughly researched, and fun to read. Robert Frump, author, award winning journalist, business leader

No one's ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that's abandoned by February.

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

The standard model gives us an accuracy of ten decimal digits, this is an amazing success that has never been achieved before in science.

I've never really considered myself as being the best bodybuilder. I always try to let the people decide that. I just try to do the best I can do at whatever it is that I'm doing.

God tells me that My happy heart Increases the beauty Of His universal Heart.

My willingness to fail gives me the ability to succeed.