TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

It's a sin only if it harms you

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters, ' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

The United States wants a strong United Kingdom as a partner. And the United Kingdom is at its best when it's helping to lead a strong Europe.

I have this very positive view of the world getting better and better. The list of things that could be huge setbacks is not very long: A nuclear war, climate change and epidemics.

My parents were very supportive when I was growing up and have been all the way through.

Success lies, not in achieving what you aim at, but in aiming at what you ought to achieve, and pressing forward, sure of achievement here, or if not here, hereafter.

Start a part-time business and make as many mistakes as you possibly can while you still have your daytime job.

Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

Love is not blind. Love sees what is most true