Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. You can achieve you desired dreams.

Dams also tend to be built in remote areas which are the last refuge for species that have been displaced by development in other regions.

What I am is how I came out. No one's perfect and you just have to accept your flaws and learn to love yourself.

It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.

The only thing sweeter than union is reunion.

How can women be in the image of God if God cannot be imaged in female form?

One may be my very good friend, and yet not of my opinion.

A man who understands decorum and the courtesies is a great treasure; I hope to train and send into society as many such men as I can.

When you talk about the Final Fantasy series, the series started selling better after 7, and that was the base idea for the center of the set list for the LA concert.

You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor.