Tact is the rare ability to keep silent while two friends are arguing, and you know both of them are wrong.

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.

Words can mean nothing, or be daggers in someone's heart. Choose them wisely.

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

When the well is dry, we know the worth of water.

I think if women would indulge more freely in vituperation, they would enjoy ten times the health they do. It seems to me they are suffering from repression.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

There are so many cliches associated with mental health - such as the 'fine line between lunacy and genius' - which are, on the whole, a load of rubbish.

Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

There is no age, height, or weight requirement to skate. It is good exercise no matter what your age is. If you want to be competitive, most start young. But, I practice with many adult competitors.

a steady diet of mass culture is a form of deprivation.

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes.