Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Jokes about butts WORKED.

The sky was like ebony and the only illumination was the harsh white light of the central streetlamp, which cast shadows so hard it seemed you might cut yourself on them.

I think Madonna has a great deal of intelligence and capability. I have a lot of respect for her. She's taken her career and maximized it with intelligence and creativity.

True liberty is not the power to live as we please, but to live as we ought.

The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy; it is not from the strongest that harm comes to the strong, but from the weakest.

I just wanna be myself, and I want you to love me for who I am

The ability to relax and be mindfully present in the moment comes naturally when we are grateful.

Emotion is contagious.

I think it's very important that we instill in our kids that it has nothing to do with their name or their situation that they're growing up in; it has to do with who they are as an individual.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

I’m always interested in films that are about extreme subject matters.