Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!

Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.

I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

That really hurt my feelings, bro.

Keep away from the kinship of the individuals who continually ask and examine the imperfections of others.

They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.

If you lose you're going to be fired and if you win you only put off the day you're going to be fired.

The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.

It has occurred to me that the superhero really only originates in America. That seems to be the only country that has produced this phenomenon.

A lot of kids do look up to us. But there are just as many elderly people to put us down.

Our days are like identical suitcases. Even though they are all the same size, some people are able to pack more into them then others. The reason? They know what to pack.

I love prudence very little, if it is not moral.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

If they want to play football, we can play football.