Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Writing is something you do alone. Its a profession for introverts who want to tell you a story but don't want to make eye contact while doin

The Italian proletariat needs a blood bath for it force to be renewed.

Hillary Clinton should never have been allowed to run for the presidency based on what she did with e-mails and so many other things.

If our dreams were more regular, more connected, more stable, they would also have more practical importance for us.

A lot of my research time is spent daydreaming - telling an imaginary admiring audience of laymen how to understand some difficult scientific idea.

So much of life was the peeling away of illusions.

In many biological structures proteins are simply components of larger molecular machines.

Some of the things are the same no matter which world you're in, kid. One of 'em is this: The quickest way out of something is usually straight through it.

Peace requires the simple but powerful recognition that what we have in common as human beings is more important and crucial than what divides us.

The easier it is to do something, the harder it is to change the way you do it.