Take it for words. O woman’s poor revenge, Which dwells but in the tongue!

What a strange creature is a laughing fool, As if a man were created to no useBut only to show his teeth.

Princes give rewards with their own hands, But death or punishment by the hands of other.

O that I were a man, or that I had powerTo execute my apprehended wishes!I would whip some with scorpions.

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light.

As in this world there are degrees of evils, So in this world there are degrees of devils.

O me, this place is hell.

Condemn you me for that the duke did love me?So may you blame some fair and crystal river, For that some melancholic distracted manHath drowned himself in’t.

Lovers die inward that their flames conceal.

I can change my plans. But I can't change my family.

Unfortunately, on May 2, 2011, we killed bin Laden, but we didn't kill his message. His message lives.

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

Not to mend one's ways when one has erred is to err indeed.

The ultimate fact of the universe is love; and its sway is all-comprehensive, and absolutely certain of final victory.

The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.

Theory now: concern for truth must not hobble our discussion.

I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.

A man reacheth not to excellence with one language.

It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.