Take it from me: Elections matter.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Although sometimes the road to success follows a path less-travelled, a path less-travelled often leads to nowhere

Timing degree and conviction are the three wise men in this life.

Looking after my health today gives me a better hope for tomorrow.

Specifically, the part where in the early 19th century America reconstituted the U.S. Marine Corps to battle the Islamic Barbary Pirates, though I don't think that's what Obama meant.

Time began when you were born. It will end when you die.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

Nothing is impossible when we follow our inner guidance, even when its direction may threaten us by reversing our usual logic.

No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous.

Look at Sammy Sosa-before he was skinny. Now he's big and he hits a lot of homers. Maybe I'll be the same.

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.