Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Nobody gets praised for the right reasons.

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

If you must know, I-I had never in my life kissed a young lady, and you are far too beautiful to me to want to get it wrong!

Jamal stared at the dog in his arms. "Why I am I holding a dog full of angels?

All bad behavior is really a request for love, attention, or validation.

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.

Wear your heart on the page, and people will read to find out how you solved being alive.

There is no easy off button for your brain.It would be really really nice if there were.

If you think your life sucks, it probably does. Do something about it.

Stress is an unstranformed opportunity for empowerment.

As kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

Show me one place where a whole government is concerned with a book of a writer and is concerned enough to suppress it.

Lies will flow from my lips, but there may perhaps be some truth mixed up with them.