Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

My mind is the sun, and my heart is the moon.In the sky between them, there I am.Cristen Rodgers

Alone we come and alone we leave. Verily! Love and care is just a pretence.

She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She fought an insane urge to laugh.

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.

The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.

There's nothing unique about me as a parent. I am a parent. My kids are kids. We do the best we can do.

Generating ideas is not a problem. Incubation is. Acceleration is.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

Why should we rise because 'tis light? Did we lie down because t'was night?