Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.

Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

You're too young to decide to live forever.

If I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match.

Change is no loss, Will. Not always.

I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

All genuine learning comes through experience.

We all get self-centered.

My rhymes are gonna kill, so I suggest you write your will and leave your [expletive] to me.

Practically everyone is going to have a general purpose computer in their pocket, it's so easy to underestimate that, that has got to be the really, really big one.

I don't go to fast food restaurants anymore. That's out.