Take life seriously but none of the people in it.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

When God give you a vision, He will give you what you need to accomplish the vision.

Do not ask questions until you have trained yourself not to know the answers.

People under siege turn to us in complete frustration and I get a chance to go in when it's do or die.

The genre of television that I love and watch is so vast. There's not one type of thing I love.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

The best things happen at the exit ramp of your comfort zone.

When we are on the water, our contemplative impulses range from the intense to the nearly absent.

He is great who is what he is from nature, and who never reminds us of others.

All times are dangerous times.