Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade

Don't just think out of the box, stand on the box to see new possibilities and opportunities in becoming distinguished.

Obedience to the law of chastity will increase our happiness in mortality and make possible our progress in eternity.

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom.

But Germany will always suffer, I fear, from the intensely dramatic character of the crimes of the Third Reich.

To laugh is proper to man.

Something in our nature cries out to be loved by another. Isolation is devastating to the human psyche. That is why solitary confinement is considered the cruelest of punishments.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

You've got to listen to the universe, to life, to God, whatever you want to call it. Because its going to speak to you.

Several classical sayings that one likes to repeat had quite a different meaning from the ones later times attributed to them.

Thoughts fly and words go on foot. Therein lies all the drama of a writer.