Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

All approaches to a study or an individual may start with a desire for attention. However they start, they must never end up in this manner.

If you were food, you would be corn. I dont know why, i just sense corn in you.

Every time I complete a major project I reward myself with two full days of just reading and coffee! I do justify that it is my work!

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.

The best way to find out if a man has done something is to advise him to do it. He will not be able to resist boasting that he has done it without being advised.

I never say who I'm going to vote for, I never tell.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Imperialism is not the creation of any one or any one group of states.

In many respects, my best friends were dogs.

Roar, lion of the heart, and tear me open!