Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I don't count my blessings, because just being alive is good enough for me.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

I am not scared, I will not be silenced, and I will continue to take to the streets and criticise any wrong doing that I see.

Innovation and creativity are the juiciest parts of running a business.

Liberty is the right of doing whatever the laws permit.

The Lord Jesus is a deep sea of joy; my soul shall dive therein, shall be swallowed up in the delights of his society.

The importance of balance is huge but I think it is for everybody. It's a big issue for at least anyone that I talk to in any career.

Why are women immobile? Because so many feel like they’re waiting for someone to say, "You’re good, you’re pretty, I give you permission."

Indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.