Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

What the new mate, sports car, or unexpected check could never do, Christ says, "I Can." You'll love how he achieves it. He reconnects your soul with God.

Remember your connection with the cosmos. Remember your connection with the infinity and that remembrance will give you the freedom.

But if they have a flashlight, it means they're human and not some kind of monsters from the surface, ' objected Artyom."I don't know what's worse, " said Melnik, cutting off Artyom.

At no time in history have we succeeded in making, in a timely fashion, a specific vaccine for more than 260 million people.

A lot of people think I'm retiring, but I've been telling a fib. I've been forced to leave this job because I gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation.

If you want to be led by the Spirit of God, then devote yourself to the Word of God.

When I got a little older, I started writing for the high school newspaper, The Maroon Wave, and that's when I fell in love with journalism.

Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.

I've learned that each mistake was probably a reflection of something that I was (or others were) doing wrong, so if I could figure out what that was, I could learn how to be more effective.

An art is only great and significant if it is one that all may enjoy. The art of a clique is but a plaything.