Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Had I known how sweet they wereI would have saved more of these memories

There is no such thing as an 'unemployed writer', only an unemployed mind

You are mine, and Heaven itself cannot rescue you from my power.

I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.

Our Heavenly Father is pleased when we don't compromise our faith and principles in times of desperation.

I read the papers every day just to discover if one mentions Anna Held.

Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business.

I like writing for individuals with really rich musical personalities.

My flowery and green age was passing away, and I feeling a chill in the fires had been wasting my heart, for I was drawing near the hillside above the grave.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.