Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I can’t help but to wonder and write.

Ascribe not to any soul that which thou wouldst not have ascribed to thee, and say not that which though doest not.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

I relish simplicity as an all-comprehensive value.

If I could not be persuaded into doing what I thought wrong, I never will be tricked into it.

I came to hate the complainers, with their dry and crumbly lipsticks and their wrinkled rage and their stupid, flaccid, old-people sun hats with brims the breadth of Saturn's rings.

I think the primary message to the world is that the United States is going to remain the strongest military power in the world.