Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

The opportunity of studying history, is the opportunity to experience empathy.

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

Why should your heart not dance?

I never used to kill characters, because I thought killing characters was cheating.

You're all welcome in California.

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded.

I lust love to play football.

Work is my norm. I have mad energy, insane energy, a kind of stamina in terms of work that's a little crazy.