Talk radio has almost ruined the sports fan.

The Denver Broncos are all child molesters

Of course it looks bad when you're not executing. When things go bad, it's not going to look good.

Remember, for it to be a forward pass, it's got to go forward.

So many QBs throw the ball down the field, that's wrong. Watch Aaron Rodger throw it up the field

I haven't thought about it. I'm not capable of deep thinking.

I criticize a lot of players and coaches. But I back it up with facts. A lot of times guys get mad at me because someone told them what I said. I say, 'You're wrong: Go check the tape.

Hardly anything wrong can go bad.

Sometimes, it's good to have a tremendous star, because everyone understands he has to get the ball.

Too much thinking is a bad thing sometimes.

The more angles I see, the more confused I get.

You don’t have to pay the sun to rise, the moon to shine, and the stars to glow.

Beauty connotes humanity. We call a natural object beautiful because we see that its form expresses fitness, the perfect fulfillment of function.

I never save things and I never take pictures. I wanna live in the moment. I don't wanna be focusing on the past.

We might be on the brink of an apocalypse if, instead of poor people with suicide bombs killing middle class guys, middle-class people with suicide bombs started killing rich guys.

The best advice about getting older? Just be thankful you're not dead!

It is man's destiny to ponder on the riddle of existence and, as a byproduct of his wonderment, to create a new life on this earth.

The measure of a superhero is always his nemesis.

Life can be boring unless you put some effort into it.

I love stirring the pot. I love giving big companies a run for their money - especially if they're offering expensive, poor-quality products.

The human tongue is a beast that few can master.