Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Do you think there's such a thing as a ghost who masquerades as a person? Do you believe that there are people whose bodies are still alive here on earth but whose souls are already in hell?

When you end a chapter in your book of 'Wrong Men, ' don't close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

My number-one theory in life is that style is proportional to your lack of resources - the less you have, the more stylish you're likely to be.

When in doubt, throw doubt out and have a little faith.

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

I work six months and get three or four with the family.

I have a great fear for the moral will of Americans if it takes more than a week to achieve the results.

Oh yes. Draw your hem back from my mud, little sister.

What does the Academy Award mean? I don’t think it means much of anything.

Nothing is more important to England's arrangements for the World Cup than the state of David Beckham's foot.