Taste is tiring like good company.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

To move, to breathe, to fly, to float, To gain all while you give, To roam the roads of lands remote, To travel is to live.

The way to bring out the best in the British people is to attack them.

Newton did not know what happened to the apple, and I can prove this when the next eclipse comes.

The letters from jail are always disconcerting.

Purity is the gatekeeper for everything precious and blissful in God's kingdom.

The salvation of birds and beasts, oneself included - this is the object of Shakyamuni's religious austerities.

Luck's just another word for destiny... either you make your own or you're screwed.

Surprises are like misfortunes or herrings - they rarely come single.

But you will be hard-pressed to find more than a few novels, films, news stories, and TV shows that dare to depict life as a gift whose purpose is to enrich the human soul.

I got accepted at Yale but never went.