Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.

That was how I met her, in a bar in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, she was drinking and watching, and that was why I liked her, I thought she would be fun to have fun with.

Just when you think we're living in a little bit of a divided world, music brings us together.

It made me feel good to know that we had such a great country like Canada where even a poor Indian from the Red Pheasant reserve could make it to the top.

I wanted to [share] what a gracious kind of guy George Mitchell was.

There is a chance that we could have at least as many dying from communicable diseases as we've had dying from the tsunami.

If somebody don't like something that I do, that's his or her prerogative. Just like it's mine.

Without God, I don't see how folks cope.

When I see birches bend to left and right... I like to think some boy's been swinging them.

It's no good giving my heart and my Soul because you already have these. So I've brought you a mirror. Look at yourself and remember me.