Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Your inner essence can innovate and inspire. Harness that dynamism and embrace the positive change you can create.

I heard this when I was in the Air Force: “There’s never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over.

I have seen the science I worshiped, and the aircraft I loved, destroying the civilization I expected them to serve.

Sometimes you have to forget and forgive. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist!

I feel like metaphors are best when they spin in place. Like when they work and don't work, or lead to a bigger question.

The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain. We're just... normal people.

The best lies are always at least partially true.

Play and practice like you are trying to make the team.

Philosophy begins when you don't know where to look for an answer.

I know well that when Christ is nearest, Satan also is busiest.