Tea should be taken in solitude.

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.

The universe rings true whenever you fairly test it.

You can do more with a castle in a story than with the best cardboard castle that ever stood on a nursery table.

I could never have gone far in any science because on the path of every science the lion Mathematics lies in wait for you.

Straight tribulation is easier to bear than tribulation which advertises itself as pleasure.

That is why I often find myself at such cross-purposes with the modern world: I have been a converted Pagan living among apostate Puritans.

I fancy that most of those who think at all have done a great deal of their thinking in the first fourteen years.

Divine punishment are also mercies.

It is not settled happiness but momentary joy that glorifies the past.

Pray, read and mediate on the Scripture.

Some people are severely lonely, all they can do is accept the single life as an example of being free and happy.

Success in many of life's most important endeavors begins with a commitment to act like the person you hope to become.

Everything comes too late for those who only wait.

If the handbag could think, it would have a terrific inferiority feeling, because, not having been bought, it would feel useless.

He who is grateful doesn't suffer.

O death! We thank you for the light that you will shed upon our ignorance.

I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.

A true friend sees the good in everything, and brings out the best in the worst of things.

Followers of the occult believe in only what they already know, and in those things that confirm what they have already learned.