Teaching is a performance art.

History shows that male homosexuality, which like prostitution flourishes with urbanization and soon becomes predictably ritualized, always tends toward decadence.

The moment is ripe for an experienced businessman to talk practical, prudent economics to the electorate - which is why Mitt Romney's political fortunes are steadily being resurrected from the grave.

Women's studies is a comfy, chummy morass of unchallenged groupthink . It is, with rare exception, totally unscholarly. Academic feminists have silenced men and dissenting women.

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Rule of art: Cant kills creativity!

Human life began in flight and fear. Religion rose from rituals of propitiation, spells to lull the punishing elements.

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones

Promiscuity in men may cheapen love but sharpen thought. Promiscuity in women is illness, a leakage of identity.

Daytime soap operas, which I used to adore, have been declining in quality and importance for over a decade, and I gradually stopped monitoring them.

If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.

Democracy's fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!

An artist's job is to make new clichés.

Failed expectations ruin marriages and kills love in the process. You and your partner deserve to know what you’re both getting into… and knowing now is better than later. .

Death, one way or another, would breathe life into a new order of balance today.

We need to put a price on carbon. This needs to be a priority for all of us in how we vote.

Don’t pursue business just for your own gain. Only answer the calls for help.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

What are you grateful for right now? Gratitude can shift your energy, raise your vibration, and make all your next moments even better.

I have always been a director first and the whole acting thing just happened because none of my friends wanted to be in my videos, so I had to do it myself and wear a bunch of wigs.

The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in time of crisis.