Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Imagine, and it shall be.There are no limits.⁠⁠⁠⁠

The only souls that have knowledge of love, is of those who fall in love.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

How would I be doing this differently if I were WILLING to let it be easy?

My whole thing is, if you love me, then love me. If you don't, then believe what you hear and run with that.

Sci-fi nerds are respectful, honorable. You can trust them.

It's a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps.

I start with the joke line and write backward.

I can swim I'm not bad, but not great.

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