Teamwork is wasting half of one's time explaining to others why they are wrong.

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.

Life may not have dealt you a great set of cards... but who says the one with better cards will win?

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.

You see, I was the son of a baptist minister.

Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.

My kind of success has come a little bit later in life. I'm not 20 any more and these people I've been working with have been successful and good at what they do for a long time.

Everyone in Nashville's got DUIs because there's no public transportation and everyone's too lazy to call a taxi.

Is it sin, which makes the worm a chrysalis, and the chrysalis a butterfly, and the butterfly dust?

Memory is the miser of the mind; forgetfulness the spendthrift.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

The Prophet was taken by the order of God to heaven, which is a prototype of all spiritual realization in Islam. But, he had a guide; Gabriel, the angel, was his guide. He took him to heaven.