Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Rituals help us change modes.

We don't do the cleaning, the Holy Spirit does

Unlimited power corrupts the possessor and this I know that where law ends there tyranny begins.

The wise young man or wage earner of today invests his money in real estate.

I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.

Realize, how many classics I gave you/Perhaps if you think back you'll realize that I made you

I'm a Midwesterner by birth, and when I traveled there, when I was young, most of the small towns were thriving, vibrant places.

Our focus is on outputs rather than inputs.

The party that called itself liberal aimed at respecting the liberty to dispose of one's own goods